Saturday, August 09, 2008
Good joke - but I robbed it off a windsurf forum
A man boards an airplane, and as he settles in he watches the most beautiful woman take the seat next to him. He asks, "Where are you flying to today?" She says, "To the Sexuality Convention in Chicago." He asks, "What is your role at this convention?" She replies, "Well, I will be a guest speaker who will debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really" he says, "And what myths are those?" She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess this trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who romance women best. And amazing sexual stamina is credited to windsurfers when actually it is southern homeboys." "Very interesting," the man responds. Suddenly, the woman says, "I'm sorry," she says, "My name is Rhianna and I don't even know your name." The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto... Tonto Goldstein. But my close friends call me Bubba."